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Harry Potter - Golden Snitch

  • English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
  • Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
  • English Teacher: That's quite sad.
  • Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
  • English Teacher: What
  • Me: What
seouldreams:

The poster itself is taller than Jonghyun.

seouldreams:

The poster itself is taller than Jonghyun.

Thanks, Jethro.

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moriartyscrown-parisbound:

misstrinket:

If you get this joke, I’ll love you forever.

I got it as soon as I heard the music ahahhaha 

Lol this is so horrible but I can’t help but laugh

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • me: I fucking love The Hunger Games it's so great and amazing and incredible and I just love it so much
  • another fan: oh my god right, it's the best ever, it's better than Harry Potter
  • me: whoa whoa whoa slow down